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Fugs and Pieces, July 3rd, 2014
First of all, thanks for celebrating our tenth birthday with us earlier this week. It’s quite a milestone, and we owe it all to you, Fug Nation — you are so precious to us, as David Silver will...
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Royally Played: Wills and Kate and Harry at the Tour de France Grand Depart
SOMEONE needs to get William and Harry in some proper casual trousers. WHY are Harry’s jeans so ENORMOUS? They were totally normal in Chile less than a week ago. BOTH of them need a pantstervention...
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Well Played, The Wedding of Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria...
Well, the bride looks quite beautiful in Valentino. Disappointingly, Wikipedia told tale of NO SCANDALS about either of then, which I suppose is good for them as humans, but sad for those of us who...
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Well Replayed, The Many Faces of Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men’s Tennis...
These two make a LOT of faces at sporting events, which pleases me. That is as it should be. I myself once almost blacked out at a football game because I wasn’t taking in sufficient oxygen. (I...
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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Wimbledon, Part 4
The Wimbledon Celebs In the Stands coverage continues! The first bit is here; the first Wills and Kate bits are here; the next bit is here, the SECOND Wills and Kate bit is here. This particular...
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Fugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Resort Collection Party
SO many good celebs came out for this Miu Miu party. Read More ...
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What the Fug: Jennifer Lopez in Versace
“HOLA LOVERS.” “Am I wearing pants, you say? No. Because I am the girl who is down to earth, not that Garment person who sucked Funfleck into a vortex of boo, and who selfishly wears TWO LEGS. I do...
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Fugs and Fabs: The Christian Dior Front Row
In which the Ladies of Dior — sans Natalie Portman — duke it out for the least ridiculous outfit. Who do you think won this round? (Spoiler: NOT Emma Watson.) Read More ...
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WTF: Keira Knightley in Delpozo
One on hand, this is crazy. On the other hand, she is being adorable throughout this press tour. She looks like if Mrs Roper won the Lottery and invested in some REALLY high-class caftans. They’re...
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Unfug or Fab: Nina Dobrev in Versace
Well, as the Bearded Sages once said, she’s got legs and she knows how to use ‘em. But for my money, that’s way too short (and also I just noticed the giant Band-Aid on her calf, which makes it look...
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Fugta Ora and Fuggy Azalea
I really love the pattern Rita Ora is wearing and wish someone would make it a tennis dress at the U.S. Open. Having said that, everything about the rest of BOTH their outfits makes them look like...
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Better Played, Prince Harry
I swear to God, he left the house SOLELY so that these terrible trousers were not our last memory of him: Plaid Pants there — Jackie Stewart, a famous former Formula One driver — is, I hope, giving...
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What the Fug: Kristen Stewart in Chanel
You’ve done it again, Kristen and Karl. You are a dynamically, dismally deranged duo. Although, I must be honest: I get a tremendous kick out of this asshattery, more than I do the continued Diormat...
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Well Played: Emma Watson in Giambattista Valli and Christian Dior
This occurred the same day as the Dior show, but her ensemble at this event is basically the polar opposite of her Dior look. I kind of LOVE IT. The top might be a wee droopy, but on the whole, she...
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Fugs and Fehs: Everyone Else at Chanel
I mean, Kristen Stewart didn’t so much STEAL the thunder as flagrantly take it without paying and then slap everyone in the face with it. But there’s still plenty to ogle, beginning with Mr. Leto,...
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Fugs and Fabs: The Dior Afterparty
We saw Emma Watson’s effort from this outing, but here are the rest of the Dior girls. Tonight, the role of Charlize Theron will be played by Karlie Kloss (I feel like anyone would be happy to be...
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Royally Played: Prince Harry and Animals: An Illustrated History
It’s summer! No celebs are leaving the house! What better time than to revisit all the times Prince Harry was adorable with animals, I ask you? Read More ...
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What the Fug: Kristen Stewart in Chanel, Part 2
You saw what she wore to arrive at the Chanel show today, but have you seen what she wore to leave? (Do not ask me why she’s changing clothes to leave a venue: I can only assume she wanted to be...
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Well Played, Diane Kruger in Mary Katrantzou
In this case, I think these shoes were the right call. Because honestly, ANYTHING else would compete with all the Stuff that’s already happening on the rest of her: I love this, and I realize that may...
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Royally Played: Princes Harry and William
“You may be wondering why I’ve called this meeting of Blue Suits Anonymous. But it’s to discuss the events of this weekend and how we can prevent them from ever, ever reoccurring.” Read More ...
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