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Met Gala Fug or Fine: Claire Danes in Oscar de la Renta
Claire Danes has a raging case of the sartorial blahs lately. Which is so weird because by and large her FACE has been so chipper. MYSTERIES. Read More ...
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Met Gala Well Played: Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Ford in Tom Ford
I just want you to be happy: And to have nice things. Read More ...
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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Kristen Wiig in Alexander Wang
She’s back to black. She also, I hear, gets decent reception of ESPN and Bravo. Read More ...
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Met Gala Well Played, Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa
To speak in the parlance of our time: I can’t even. Translated: This is gorgeous. Read More ...
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Met Gala: Well Played, Karlie Kloss, and Reasonably Played, Taylor Swift,...
They’re besties now, they got ready together, and they’re wearing the same designer. We might as well roll them into the same post. Read More ...
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Met Gala Well Played, Charlize Theron in Dior
I think she looks amazing, but man do I have trouble seeing past her date. Read More ...
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Met Gala Feh Carpet: Rachel McAdams in Calvin Klein
Rachel’s head is par excellence: And her gown is rosy, ill-fitting narcolepsy. I try not to judge too harshly by adherence to theme, because some of them are hard to follow, but seriously, did anyone...
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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard in Dior
I do love a red lip: Not to mention navy blue: I was unsure about this Monday night, but now that I’ve gotten to live with it a bit, I love it. I’m not sure if it’s right for this event — if seems...
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Met Gala What The Fug: Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka in Thom Browne
NPH is starring on Broadway in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and I feel like he just decided not to wash off last night’s makeup: Also, I can think of several places to add a few angry inches, but we’ll...
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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Solange in 3.1 Phillip Lim
After KILLING it at this event both last year and the year before, I guess our beloved Solange was due for a fall (and perhaps Beyonce told her to be nice and take one for the team): But this was such...
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Met Gala Well Played: Ivanka Trump in Oscar de la Renta
This is another instance where being likened to home products is a good thing. I think that looks like a heavy old bedspread and I would TOTALLY sleep under that bedspread, and also, wear this...
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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Chloe Sevigny in Kenzo
Well. At first I thought these were pants. And they are not. And that is a blessing: I desperately wish for that vest to be the inside of the envelope of some really great stationery. But as for the...
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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Rosamund Pike in Louis Vuitton
Nothing against Rosamund Pike, but this dress feels SO off-base for this event that I assume she got invited at the last minute because someone remembered she’s in Gone Girl, and/or Louis Vuitton...
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Met Gala Crazily Played: Brie Larson in Prada
Let’s get one thing straight: this is UTTER LUNACY. It is HIDEOUS. And yet, bizarrely, I might secretly love it: She looks like a complete crackpot, but a FUN one and a crackpot with whom I want to go...
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Met Gala Who Fugged It More: Margot Robbie vs. Stacy Martin, both in Prada
Good lord, a lot of people wore Prada to this thing. Which is crazy because, as we’ve noted, I sincerely think Miuccia doesn’t read the Met Ball invitations and instead just boxes up a bunch of...
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Met Gala Feh Carpet: Zooey Deschanel in Tommy Hilfiger
Remember last year when Zooey decided that punk = seersucker Tommy Hilfiger (?!!????)? Well, this is Tommy again — which makes sense, as she just did a line of clothing with him — and it IS more on...
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Met Gala Feh Carpet: Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci
I really want to like this, but it has similar problems to an Elie Saab that Angelina Jolie wore not long ago. That being, it’s not super flattering to the chest. I love the idea of a gold art-deco...
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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Pinks and Reds and Oranges
Some of these are more successful than others. Read More ...
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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else, a.k.a. the Lightbox Purge
Being in this post isn’t any kind of INSULT; it just means we’ve run out of steam, and we’ve all been at this for too long, so let’s put a fork in it. Don’t skip it, though: We’ve got some SERIOUS...
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24: Fug Another Day: Kim Raver in Balenciaga
I am extremely happy that 24 is back. I have missed you, Jack Bauer, and now I have hope that we WILL one day get the episode where Jack spends the entire hour stuck in traffic (he’s in London right...
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