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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Carey Mulligan
The Cannes opening ceremony was basically an excuse for YET ANOTHER Gatsby premiere. I feel like a toddler up in here: “Are we THERE YET?” Read More ...
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Fug the Show: Revenge, the final four hours (sorry).
Here’s my issue with this show — well, one of many, most of which you are already all too aware: I have a tendency to forget what it happening on it AS IT HAPPENS. It’s like…in one eye and out the...
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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT. Read More ...
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Cannes Well Played: Nicole Kidman
Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court. Read More ...
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Fugs and Fabs: The ABC Upfronts
I know this is sacrilege, but y’all, I was really super bored by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. clip from upfronts. The Once Upon A Time spinoff even looked better, and that — while potentially...
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Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch
This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Read More ...
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High Fugshion: The Versace Versus Collection
The Versace diffusion line has a new designer, and I am sure you will agree with me that it’s chock full of sparkling ideas and practical gems that Hollywood’s finest will be punching each other to...
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Fugs and Fabs: The CBS Upfronts
We need to discuss how bizarre the notion is of Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar as sitcom-costars. And yet, The Crazy Ones exists, which should probably be re-punctuated The Crazy One(s)....
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Unfug or Fab: Miley Cyrus
Miley’s head and shoulders look great — seriously, if that’s what yoga on the beach does, I’m IN — but I can’t decide about the jumpsuit. Yes, it’s a jumpsuit, so my predisposition is clear. But it’s...
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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Bling Ring Premiere
It must really sting Lindsay Lohan that there is a high-profile movie about something that happened to her, and yet a high-profile movie is not itself happening to her. Read More ...
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Fugs and Fabs: The CW Upfront
All hail the unexpected return of The Carrie Diaries! Between that and Hart of Dixie, The CW is thoughtfully keeping our fugcapping racket in business. However, the network also has a show about...
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Fugnessa Hudgfugs
Y’all, don’t nap on the Hudge. SOMEBODY’S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I’m just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a...
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Fugs and Pieces, May 17th, 2013
Have a great weekend, y’all! And while you’re waiting for it to start: – This week marks the 15th anniversary of the Seinfeld finale. Vulture celebrates with a round-up of all of Kramer’s jobs....
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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.” Read More ...
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Billboard Music Awards Fug or Fab: Miley Cyrus
Look, this is daft. But after the mind-numbingly unimaginative naked-crazy of Jennifer Morrison, I appreciate a girl who decides to go somewhere dressed as one of Liberace’s drawing rooms. Read More...
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Billboard Music Fugs: Justin Bieber
The fugpidemic continues apace: Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES. Oh, great. Now your pelvis is a fortune cookie. I hope a piece of paper falls out...
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Billboard Music Awards Fug: Jennifer Lopez
“HOLA LOVERS. I have a secret. It is why I wear windows for clothes all the time. Do you want to hear? Come close: I am bored. I miss Marc. It is so BLAH when I do not have to make weapons out of...
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Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else
In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to… well, let’s just say a place where letters have no meaning. Read More ...
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Cannes Fugs and Fab: The Calvin Klein Women in Film Party
I guess we can assume they’re all wearing Calvin Klein. Read More ...
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Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz Vega Continued
Apparently, this trip to Cannes is all about thighs for Paz Vega. Read More ...
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